Black Friday Mania

Because you asked, I hereby deliver my few tips and tricks for Black Friday. I know I am regarded by some as absolutely crazy. Maybe so…but crazy ain’t boring. So here goes.

1. You can search the ads now on numerous websites. I like to start on fatwallet.com. There is a Black Friday forum and you can link to adscans on several Black Friday sites. But don’t preplan too much from the websites. Half the fun is formulating a plan on Thanksgiving Day.
2. On Wednesday, make calls to confirm stores will price match. Later in the day, call again to confirm, just to make sure the first person wasn't nuts. Get names.
3. On Thursday, call your credit card company to tell them you will be making purchases the next morning before dawn. I learned this the hard way – getting pulled aside at 5 a.m. to call my card company at customer service to verify security information then forgetting the name of my pet goldfish 5 years prior…and having to wake up my husband to ask the name of said goldfish. Dorothy. Oh yeah.
4. If you’re price matching, have your ads well organized and make sure you got the exact item in the ad to be matched. Organization will also reduce the risk of the person behind you in line to check-out bashing into your ankle.
5. If you can, get secret Santa assignments now. Your budget can go a long way for a needy person when you’re shopping on BF.
6. Keep in mind upcoming family birthdays and other incidentals. After BF, I’m usually done birthday shopping for nieces and nephews for the first half of the next year.
7. Sometimes, you can get BF early-bird/door-buster sales on-line starting at midnight. We did this last year at Circuit City, buying 2 flat screens online while people were standing in line in the cold in front of the store. Later in the day, I just waltzed (as opposed to a glide) in the store, watched their eyes pop out of their heads when I asked for the sale price, and took the last two flat screens that were laid aside for me in the warehouse. I did have to do quite a bit of convincing, but a thorough read of the ad supported that this was a legit thing to do.
8. If you’re doing BF in Utah, pray. I hear those people are stark-raving lunatics.
9. I don’t do Best Buy or Fry’s. Crazy people there too.
10. Remember to be patient and kind. Always say “Excuse me” when you run over someone’s foot with your cart.

I’ll post where I’m going on T-Day. Let me know if you’d like to come along.

I Get It

Took me awhile but I finally clued in:

My fourth full-time job, after laundress, maid and chauffeur, is Thomas Train Picker-Upper to a 4-year-old. Several times, I've picked up one particular train in the corner of the room.

The first couple times, I figured it was coincidence.

The third time... Dang if that isn't the same little sucker.

Fourth time....I'm going crazy...stark raving mad nuts crazy....serious swiss cheese of the brain crazy....Did I or did I not just pick up that thing yesterday?!

Fifth...What the sam hill....off all the nuisances....driving me crazy...this thing is possessed....let's see the name of this thing....OH!

It's the evil Diesel 10.

And he must be in Time Out.

Driving to Utah Music

As a kid, many a day were spent driving across the desert to and from Utah. In the days pre-Walkman (very pre-iPod), you didn't have many entertainment choices. You could (a) annoy siblings, (b) climb back and forth from the 2nd backseat to the 3rd backseat of the station wagon, (c) ask how much longer, (d) count cacti, (e) read or (f) annoy siblings.

(a) and (f) were popular choices. All of the aforesaid alternatives, however, were elected while listening to the limited alternatives on the radio.

So lay back, picture mile after glorious mile of cacti and listen to the sounds of the 70's and early 80's, driving through the desert style.

Nyquil

Owing to formerly sick kids, being tired and a throat tickle in crescendo, I took a shot of Nyquil last night then layed down on the couch to watch TV. I barely remember walking back to the couch. Forget about fingering the murderer on Law & Order; I can't even recall the murder and that happened before my medicinal cocktail. The next thing I know, I'm waking up on the couch and it's 6 a.m. I feel like gravity. A pile molded to the cushion. A walking lump of forehead and lung.

Rock Hard Abs

It occurred to me that the last time I had rock-hard abs was October 21, 2004, during labor.

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