Z speaks Spanish

Scene: Grocery store. 4 year old wants gummy bears.
Z: Mom, can I have gummy bears?
S: Maybe a couple.
Z: Did you know that "a couple" means "a lot" in Spanish?

It's Been Awhile

So I'm vowing to bring this blog back from the dead because I owe it to you --- no, I owe it to humanity -- to share my wit and wisdom. Now, to share some wit and wisdom.....first, gotta squash an ant....ok, here it comes....wit and wisdom....a little wit....a little wisdom... Dang, I'm coming up empty....

Oh, here's one for ya. Lift up your foot and twirl it in a circle. Now lift up your arm and draw a number 6. Your foot will start to twirl in the same direction as the 6! Freaky, huh? A little wit...a little wisdom....

My job here in done.

Letter to the Tooth Fairy

Here is M's letter to the tooth fairy:

Dear tooth fairy (picture of flower)

You know me M----- thank you for the 2 dollers anyway I have a lose tooth that is olmest going to fall out I am decideing if I will give my tooth to you I think I am going to give it to you. you know you are a rely nice tooth fariy and I think if I saw you you would look pretty and you aways love people I think you are working relley hard building your tooth caslte anyway thank you for comeing to my house and I am relly sory my sis is not giveing you any of her teeth thank you for eveything Love, M-----