In honor of my birthday, with apologies to those who already know this story.
Summer, 2006.
Location: Seagull Book, Provo, Utah.
Setting: Cash Register.
Cashier, male: "So what are you doing in town?"
Me: I'm here for a family reunion.
Cashier: Oh, I thought you were dropping off a kid at BYU.
Me: Do I look old enough to have a kid at BYU?
Cashier: We've been getting a lot of people in here dropping off kids at school.
Me: But do I LOOK like I could have a kid at BYU?
Later, telling my husband this story:
G: Well, if you do the math, we could have a child at BYU.
S: But do I LOOK like I could have a kid at BYU?
